Sir Sic

A "new low for atheism." Quite the handsome, famous, and good at the sex individual. He owns all your whisk(e)y, kills hoomans for sport, and laughs at the dumbest ones.

While he plans to destroy all of humanity, Sir Sic is usually too drunk to put his plan into action.

by beansmarcus March 20, 2025

Sir Long Crack

A butt crack of a male or female that is extra long. Almost appearing to start at the lower back. When one observes Sir Long Crack one must sing the Sir Long Crack Tune,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the most wonderful crack around,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the longest crack in town.

Sir Long Crack is protruding from the top of your trousers.

by Big Juice Boy November 23, 2021

Sir Satanus

The richest man on earth. The absolute best. His hobbies are drinking, beating his children, occasionaly smashing the empty bottles on their heads. He wins the lottery twice a week.

Dice: Hello master
Sir Satanus: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU DISGUSTING FREAK!

A worshiper: Oh my god, it's the mighty Satanus!
Sir: MUHAHAHAHA! ON YOUR KNEES, WORM!

by nomiebobby March 15, 2024

Sir Charles

A name given to someone who fucks everything up, as in charlie (charles) foxtrot, or "clusterfuck"

sir william: hey, let me take this next guy. he's easy to kill.

a camel spyder: sure sir charles, just like last time when he killed you with a rubber duck.

by sevila117 July 6, 2010

Gentil sir

Person( usually a man)

Would tip a Fedora Unironically after talking to woman

Wrecks other people’s friend ships

Reece is a gentil sir he says to girls that he would give girls the world

by Imfuxkinghilarious February 15, 2020

Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jr

A man with honour and great humility

whos that?
bro, its Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jr, show some fucking respect you donkey
aiii

by lezgoo September 23, 2021

sir charles

(noun)
a slut who loves sucking big dicks

that girl is a sir charles

by sir charles the third January 19, 2024