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Shank

Means to Fail at something.
Made famous by some teenage boys in Bloemfontein, SA
Guy: That girl just rejected me

Other Guy: Man, you are such a Shank in life! Oh my God!
by TheLorax September 16, 2009
mugGet the Shankmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents ๐Ÿ: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
mugGet the They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents ๐Ÿ: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....mug.

Beef Shanks

Enlarged Female Genitalia. Long or hanging Labia. Loose hanging vag meat.
When Jen stood around in her undies she looked like a dude thanks to the beef shanks.

So Bill....I hear you need a few boards to shore up the Beef Shanks before you go down on her
by ThatsMrJerk2you October 30, 2009
mugGet the Beef Shanksmug.

shank

an english term roadmen use for someone getting 'stabbed'-
by wenshi November 12, 2020
mugGet the shankmug.

Get shanked

Dylan's slang for describing someone being stabbed.
Did you hear moaad's gonna get shanked
by Shankfumaster April 9, 2021
mugGet the Get shankedmug.

National shank your girlfriend day

19th of November is a day were you must shank your girlfriend
you: (stabs your girlfriend)
her: ow wtf
you: its national shank your girlfriend day
her: oh fair
by Meatloaf Man July 18, 2021
mugGet the National shank your girlfriend daymug.

Shank

A person's leg. Usually the part of the knee or ankle
This guy scraped his shank!
by judemudrik121 November 6, 2019
mugGet the Shankmug.

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