Pleasuring Ones Self

1.To bring or create great joy or feeling to ones-self.
2.To use masturbatory actions to Bring self release

1."Pleasuring Ones Self to much can be dangerous"

2."Masturbating"

by Stev3.13 January 13, 2009

self high five

To high five yourself by tagging your hand with the other.

Man I just pulled that gorgeous chick over there! Self high five!

by Lloyd June 18, 2006

self-centred

Egotistical; selfish

Do not be self-centred and sinful.

by Hercolena Oliver January 26, 2009

self-hating curry

An Indian person who is dissatisfied with their ancestry.

c.f. Self-hating Jew.

Indian Person: Fuck off, I don't speak Curry!
Other: Oh, you're one of those self-hating currys

by AtticusRyan August 28, 2009

Self'd

Derivitave of Self-Owned. For one to harm oneself unintentionally physically or mentally.

At Miles wedding, his fly was down the entire time. After sending out the wedding photos to his friends and family, he realized that his jimmy was viewable in the photos. He was self'd.

Jimmy chased the ball into the street and got hit by a car! -SELF'D!

by mmedenbach December 24, 2006

Self Shred

1) Thinking you are right and then immediately finding out the imminent truth. This may happen when you are alone, or in a group.
2) The act of "shredding" one's self. (See term shredding)

Richard: I can't find any of my fucking xbox controllers. Seriously, I think someone came in here and stole them.
Al: Shouldn't they be in here?
Richard: Yeah... (eventually pulls back curtain covering the windowsill, revealing the controllers)
Al: Is that them?
Richard: Yeah...................."Self Shred!!!"

by Oil Rig January 19, 2010

Self Disenfranchisement

v. transitive - the act of voting so irresponsibly, or voting for such individuals whose competence level is so inadequate, that one effectively cancels out their own vote, rendering the entire voting process meaningless for said individual.

Voting for leftist, racist moonbat, slugs like Cynthia McKinney is an act of Self Disenfranchisement

by PR via HA August 8, 2006