Arty : Dude you know we have to take our ELEM exam in school tomorrow?
Me : I know, high school is tiring man.
Jake : Yeah bro, I had to also catch up on my Point Percentages homework yesterday.
Phil the nerd : You guys are exaggerating. School isn't that bad.
Arty : Maybe not for you Phil, because you're a complete nerd.
Jake and Me : (Laughing so hard)
Phil : Hey that's nothing to make fun of.
Me : I know, high school is tiring man.
Jake : Yeah bro, I had to also catch up on my Point Percentages homework yesterday.
Phil the nerd : You guys are exaggerating. School isn't that bad.
Arty : Maybe not for you Phil, because you're a complete nerd.
Jake and Me : (Laughing so hard)
Phil : Hey that's nothing to make fun of.
by JeeJeeTheHeeHee May 22, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. by Girly Wolfykins March 24, 2017
Get the schoolmug. by Dumb Definition June 14, 2018
Get the Schoolmug. A place where most of the kids are hypocrites and don't know shit about themselves. A place where you're forced to go or you're considered "retarded". This is the government's legal institution for prison. Adults don't get along with the kids. Children used to be valued.
by Im Telling The Truth Man August 20, 2012
Get the schoolmug. The FUCKING worst place ever, you have to follow useless rules, you are told when to eat (and that food is made mostly of shit and piss), and on top of that, you have to spend around 9 or 10 months there, and to make it worse, 6-7 hours a day, and to make it even worse you get around 2 hours of fucking useless homework that you already spent a shitload of your short life "learning about!
Guy 1- Why the fuck do have to do all this useless shit over and over again!
Guy 2- Yeah fuck this fucking school
Guys 1 and 2- School sucks
Guy 2- Yeah fuck this fucking school
Guys 1 and 2- School sucks
by hcwdjsbschdfshvdsfglhsdfciuewd October 28, 2013
Get the Schoolmug. Programming institute, to make modern children uncreative, quiet, obdient, slaves of the system, instead of what they DON'T want - artists, leaders, musicans, CEO's, government officials.. In that place, they give you some bullshit you must remember to then forget it. if you are obdient, and remember this BS, society thinks you are smart. in school they often don't pay attention to mental health issues and don't care about the kids, and many people want to commit suicide because they are so overwhelmed by school. you're in this place to later go into another waste of time and scam, called college, then get a regular 9-5 job, give money to big corporations, then watch some Netflix propaganda and die. Novus ordo Seclorum.
- do you go to school?
- yeah, but i wanna commit suicide, i am bad at school, i have too much homework, i don't have time to spend time with my friends and my family, i am bullied and the teachers don't do anything. why even this place exists? i am a failure.
- no, youre not. if you have bad grates that doesn't mean you are a failure. your grades doesn't define your intelligence, they define your obdience to authority and memory. remember, you are a wonderful person, and you have many undiscovered talents, that school wants you to forget. try to find something you love. ignore this mean mfs. you see? this is what school does to our people.
- yeah, but i wanna commit suicide, i am bad at school, i have too much homework, i don't have time to spend time with my friends and my family, i am bullied and the teachers don't do anything. why even this place exists? i am a failure.
- no, youre not. if you have bad grates that doesn't mean you are a failure. your grades doesn't define your intelligence, they define your obdience to authority and memory. remember, you are a wonderful person, and you have many undiscovered talents, that school wants you to forget. try to find something you love. ignore this mean mfs. you see? this is what school does to our people.
by t00c00lforscho00l April 8, 2022
Get the Schoolmug.