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<Doctor Sparta> Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo And David Sanchez Is Dolo <ApolloQuest> Steven Campos Is Aphrodite <Jay-Z>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
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Kacey Sanchez

Hottest girl alive as of now. Has a beautiful smile, soft straight hair, and pretty eyes and she speaks the hottest Spanish ever. Does a lot of stupid shit and often regrets it but it never stops her from being adventurous. She makes you wanna be alive but also shoot yourself in the leg cause she can piss you off. Can't do good on a multiple-choice test to save her life cause she is so indecisive. She will never tell you where she wants to eat or have sex because she will be too busy making weird noises while itching her right eye. Very fast at typing because her fingers are ... trained. Very skeptical, untrusting, but very horny. Generally likes toes, especially tanned toes with purple nail polish. Loves getting head, especially in the backseat of a car but is also a great communicator. Sike.
Dude 1: Dude I asked out Kacey
Dude 2: Oh bro that's cool Kacey Sanchez is great in bed
by mgkfan0601 April 2, 2022
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Happy Sanchez

When you lick an asshole and wind up with a shit mustache.
Dinner was so good, but the Happy Sanchez was the best dessert!!
by ibee6ubee9 August 20, 2021
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Cristian Sanchez

where to start? this man is the definition of perfect. to know him is to love him. he is family oriented, hardworking, good at everything he does, understanding, sweet… and so much more. he’ll make u feel at home instantly and you’ll never be afraid to open up to him because u know he won’t use it against you or tell anyone like ever. he’s been the first guy you really love since your dad left (?) he’s my happiness and my motivation to wake up everyday, because someday I will be with him and everything will be totally worth it. the most kind hearted, beautiful inside and out, loyal guy ever. he is Mexican, 5’9, owns a white car, hates white people and has the most beautiful brown eyes.
guy 1. look at that man..
guy 2: that’s Cristian Sanchez
Guy 1. he has a big butt
by russiansquirrel2001 November 24, 2021
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Sanchez Rule

Half your age plus 5 is the mathematical equation that NFL QB's use to determine the creepiness of a dating relationship.
Take this example for the Sanchez Rule:

Person A: Is 24 years old.

Person B: is 17 years old.

24 / 2 = 12
12 + 5 = 17

This relationship is not creepy because person B's age is equal to 17.

Therefore date someone who's age is at least half your age plus 5 or you're creepy.
by go_to_division February 28, 2011
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Kaden Sanchez

The perfect guy that has the perfectist girl. He loves her no matter what and will always protect her. He loves the booty too.
by nyxgebjxi May 5, 2017
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alexis sanchez male

Alexis sanchez is very hot dude that pulls so many girls and has a big pp with a good personality as well he’s a smooth dude with most likely nice hair and has nice feet and hands
Girl:”who is that cute boy over there
Her friend:”oh that’s the cute boy Alexis sanchez male”
by Bumblehumble May 3, 2022
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