Are girl who does not drive, so she is constantly bumming rides off of guys, and in return she will blow them, or let them fuck her in the twat, or ass.
Tim: Jessica is always bumming rides from me, but she is pretty cool with sucking my dick on the way to the mall. Sometimes after a long day of me hauling her sorry ass around town so she can shop, she will let me fuck her in the back seat. She even let's me stuff it in her ass.
Steve: Damn bro, sounds like Jessica is a real "ride slut"
Steve: Damn bro, sounds like Jessica is a real "ride slut"
by Thomas O'Brian November 30, 2007
Riding the cannon is a sexual inuendo refering to when a woman recieves a good boning from a well endowed man preferably in width. The cannon is an obvious reference to a knob for it's phallic shape and it's tendancy to shoot its load and sink ships much like loose lips, which is another inuendo for a bucket muff.
The verb 'to ride the cannon' is taken from the song 'In Awe Of The Awful' by The Ordinary boys.
The verb 'to ride the cannon' is taken from the song 'In Awe Of The Awful' by The Ordinary boys.
'Alright love, lets say you pull down those little knickers of yours and ride the cannon?'
Accompany that line with a cheeky look of seduction and that woman will surely be riding your cannon like a dirty little pirate whore in no time.
Accompany that line with a cheeky look of seduction and that woman will surely be riding your cannon like a dirty little pirate whore in no time.
by Paul Thompson August 14, 2006
Person A: nah that’s why you’re broke asf
Person B: but you were begging me for a dollar the other day though?
Person C: Not gonna lie, Person A def has more money than you, just saying.
Person B: Aye bro who was talking to you? Why you dick riding Person A?
Nobody was talking to or roasting person C, yet he defends and sticks up for Person A. Person C needs to hop off Person A’s dick immediately.
Person B: but you were begging me for a dollar the other day though?
Person C: Not gonna lie, Person A def has more money than you, just saying.
Person B: Aye bro who was talking to you? Why you dick riding Person A?
Nobody was talking to or roasting person C, yet he defends and sticks up for Person A. Person C needs to hop off Person A’s dick immediately.
by Real_shi April 10, 2022
Sitting in the owners corner (adjacent seat to the driver, usually behind)of a moving vehicle that isn't yours. Especially with friends
by @naicrosoft Elite Crew October 03, 2013
the act of jizzing on a females breasts, and then proceeding to slide down her chest using the jizz as a lubricant.
Guy 1: So what did you and Susan do last night?
Guy 2: I took the most amazing jizz ride of my life.
Guy 1: Nice.
Guy 2: I took the most amazing jizz ride of my life.
Guy 1: Nice.
by Bamph March 22, 2009
by ponyupbitch December 14, 2018
If someone has already called shotgun or there are no seats available: "riding Henry" is the act of riding along in the bed of a truck. More creative and advanced participants will try it on the outside of a car or any vehicle other than a truck.
" man those assholes picked me up with a full crew, so I had to man up and ride Henry by myself in the back! "
"we need to get this mattress home,so someones riding Henry in the truck cuz we don't have bungie cords".
"we need to get this mattress home,so someones riding Henry in the truck cuz we don't have bungie cords".
by HTML rulez d00d January 05, 2010