rectal examination

when the thai hooker you hired turns out to be a dude

sam was a bright little boy until one day, his aunt shoved a big black dildo in his tight, innocent little christian boy asshole

sam screamed "what are you doing aunt meredith?!"
aunt meredith replied "im giving you a rectal examination"

by ben shapir-no June 12, 2019

Rasta Jamming

The act of shoving drugs into your pee hole.

Have you ever tried Rasta Jamming? It’s fun you should really try it!!

by TheRealChiken March 26, 2021

rasta shit

The phenomnon of Afro-caribean gentlemen depoisting fecal matter in public places without due care or attention

"one has stepped in rasta shit in the park"

by Albert Speckle-Knacker January 17, 2009

Rasta

The generic term for starchy foods for example rice and pasta.

Damn he's unhealthy, he's a vegetarian who doesn't like vegetables. All he ever eats is rasta!

by Truuninja February 26, 2008

testicle shitting rectal wart

rectal wart

looks like little zit

by mkjrmj May 10, 2003

Alice's Restaurant

A restaurant where you could get anything you want. Also, a song to be sung when getting drafted. The recruiters will think the draftee is crazy and reject them.

Come right in, it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track. You could get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant!

by Suisare crasher July 31, 2004

the American Italian Restaurant

Servings for nonItalian Americans:

noodles and tomatoe sauce with very bland seasonings that will not go against your religion- spegeti

pie' crust drenched in tomatoe sauce, barely any graded mozerella cheese so you can handle it - imitation "pizza" pie

dough rolls with a pinch of seasoning on them and just a touch a garlic - garlec knats

breaded with white man's oils and mozzerella in the middle - mazarela stickss

Get for real we don't care for non Italians.

In Italy - real italian food.

I went to the Olive Gardin the American Italian Restaurant to get some knock off imitation pizza and got constipated.

I went to the American Italian Restaurant and didn't realize the owner just moved here from Italy. The food was filled with so much spices it put me into shock and I forgot who and what I was.

by bAmeriWind8 January 24, 2011