The Redneck Chariot

A name given to a Toyota Tundra driven by famous country boy Mr. Speer. The Redneck Chariot has been known to kick up some dirt while also carrying it’s fair share of the ladies. Speer quotes the truck as being “indestructible” and “A lady magnet”. The truck was on the front page of Forbes magazine in 2015 as being “The perfect truck”. The Redneck Chariot is almost considered an “urban legend” amongst the people of Alabama because of its elusiveness and ability to off-road. In some ways the truck almost has a mind and soul of its own.

The Redneck Chariot will take you anywhere at anytime, because it is the true perfect truck.

by Rambo1782 January 6, 2023

redneck mocha

a bottle of yoo-hoo on ice with an espresso shot pour over

Make me a redneck mocha

by Tiiiinaaa April 3, 2022

Redneck Paintball

“Redneck Paintball” is when a girl has a tampon in and holds her nose to sneeze while bent over... shooting the tampon out like a paintball

My roommates Jenn and Megan are so gross, they’re in the other room having a Redneck Paintball fight.

by EvryWmnzFntsy May 9, 2020

Redneck Backwash

The act of nutting in another persons throat, then shitting in their mouth and swallowing it, to then regurgitate it into a shoe and then chugging it down in under 15 secs and then fucking your sister

My brother gave me the Redneck Backwash last night

by Big PP Tyrone February 2, 2022

redneck yoga

redneck yoga (noun):

1) The process of having wild sex while listening to the John Cena rap album.

2) A process used to retrieve the last Bud Light after it rolls under your IROC Camaro.

1) "Hold on to the bedsheets, Charlene! Me and Cena are gonna fuck you sideways!"
2) "Aw shit Earl! You dropped the last damn beer under your car! Now I have to go all redneck yoga to get it out!"

by nicktherushnut March 3, 2014

Redneck Stickfight

When two southern fellas go into an abandoned field, strip completely naked, and play swords with their genitalia in the back of their Chevy while listening to Luke Bryan.

Larry and Dale had a Redneck Stickfight out behind the barn before headed to the rodeo last night.

by TheRealVincent December 24, 2018

Redneck Central

Sparkman, Arkansas that is full of crackheads

Damn, they really are from Redneck Central

by Bugg020 February 18, 2019