Guy 1: hey have you heard Lil pump's new song?
Guy 2: why the actual FUCK would I Listen to that dogshit
Guy 1: cause I'm insecure and need to let people know that I think I have a good taste in music
Guy 2: why the actual FUCK would I Listen to that dogshit
Guy 1: cause I'm insecure and need to let people know that I think I have a good taste in music
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Get the Lil pump mug.The act of driving around neighboorhoods looking for pumpkins in yards, snatching that pumpkin, driving away with the pumpkin, and then throwing that pumpkin at things from the moving vehicle (i.e. mailboxes, cars, lawn ornaments)
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Also Known As a PhD, a Pumkin Head Deluxe is an extreme beatdown of the head in particular in return a violation against your social group. The Pumkin Head Delux is used to keep disipline within the ranks.
Pete: "Did you hear what Freddie did to my sister?"
Jeff: "No, what did that ass hole do now?"
Pete: "He was suppossed to pick her up from the bar and drop her off at her house when she was all drunk. Instead he took her back to his house and fucked her while she was passed out."
Jeff: "Dude, that is fucked up, you need to give him a some education, maybe a PhD."
Pete: "You mean a Pumkin Head Deluxe? Damn, lets take a baseball bat to his mug."
Jeff: "Word..."
Jeff: "No, what did that ass hole do now?"
Pete: "He was suppossed to pick her up from the bar and drop her off at her house when she was all drunk. Instead he took her back to his house and fucked her while she was passed out."
Jeff: "Dude, that is fucked up, you need to give him a some education, maybe a PhD."
Pete: "You mean a Pumkin Head Deluxe? Damn, lets take a baseball bat to his mug."
Jeff: "Word..."
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Get the Pumkin Head Deluxe mug.A member of the press who intentionally exaggerates the current state of affairs to satisfy a personal political bias.
Reporter: Although unemployment is at a record high, the fact the the DOW average has increased ten points is a sure sign that the economy is growing at a brisk pace.
Reader: Another fantasy land article written by a pump monkey.
Reader: Another fantasy land article written by a pump monkey.
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Get the pumpkin twat mug.v. When an individual arrives at that time of the social event that s/he just has to go home. The party may not be over, but the party is over for you.
Derived from Cinderella's "the coach turns back into a pumpkin at the stroke of midnight."
Derived from Cinderella's "the coach turns back into a pumpkin at the stroke of midnight."
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