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poser

an enemy of the celery.

a funny one though
celery: "hey look, its the posers"
other celery: "i wonder if the'll come to entert- i mean to annoy us"
by lovelyhatz May 17, 2023
mugGet the posermug.

Cha-poser

Someone who watches only commercials for the "Chapelle's Show" and uses quotes from it.
by Kremer June 6, 2004
mugGet the Cha-posermug.

Poser

The girl was a poser from another town, but still called other people not from the town she was in yuppies. She didn't want to be known as one of them, or as being with them.
by The Original Agahnim June 29, 2021
mugGet the Posermug.

Poser

A person who gives people the idea to think that they skate, when they really don't. An example of what a poser wears is Thrasher and anything from Zumiez. Some posers ride penny boards, which doesn't make them any less of a poser, but let's just be honest - at least they go on wheels. If you're a beginner skater, you aren't a poser, because you actually skate. If you're called a poser for being a beginner, kick that person in the balls.
by rainbowgorilla April 25, 2023
mugGet the Posermug.

Poserativity

1. When a cretin decides to take a side of someone for the clout.

2. The scale of which a clout chaser is chasing the clout.
Gilad: I love this guys Instagram account
Vibhav: I remember you said you hate it before, What type of poserativity.
Gilad: Oh no you caught me, I'm a poser
by K.Ganesan February 1, 2021
mugGet the Poserativitymug.

poser

Someone that thinks a beanie with a crocheted brim makes her look tougher.
The girl thought she was really a newsboy because she had a beanie with a crocheted visor that the salespeople called a newsboy hat. She thought if she was seen in a hat like that, people would walk on the other side of the street when they saw her, and she thought that way because she was a poser.
by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021
mugGet the posermug.

poser

Someone who wears clothing to look like they're something they aren't
Andrew: Holy crap dude did you see chris's new skater shoes.

Logan: Yea he's a total poser.
by lotubs8 October 26, 2009
mugGet the posermug.

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