Pelagic Poser

A dude decked out in top-tier offshore fishing gear - fishing shirt, expensive polarized shades, Olukai flip flops and buff around the neck - but hasn’t touched a rod since that one party boat trip in 2016. Usually found far from any actual water, often at brunch, Publix, or flexing on Instagram with a caption like “Salt Life" next to a retention pond.

Common Traits:

- SPF 50 hoodie with no tan line
- Talks tides, can’t tie a clinch knot
- Sandbar MVP, casting optional
- Uses ‘tight lines’ as a sign-off, unironically

Bro, that guy just pulled up in a lifted Tacoma wearing $500 in fishing gear to buy a sub. Total Pelagic Poser.

If your fish finder is your TikTok feed… you might be a Pelagic Poser.

by Pary Moppins July 1, 2025

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Poser

Maggie poses..so maggie is a poser

Is maggie a poser

by anonymous May 26, 2022

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Poser Syndrome

poser syndrome is when one is a beginner at skateboarding and his or her nose and tail is fucked up like a whore

whoa man, you got poser syndrome, you must suck at skateboarding

by Jordon Dornath October 23, 2011

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Poser's poser

The group of young black guys and girls kept acting like they were from Southie, then calling white kids who acted like they were from Compton posers.

He/she was the poser's poser, the kind of poser who wouldn't tolerate disrespect of posers.

by Solid Mantis January 25, 2021

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poser

A person who tries to be something they are not, can be in any genre. some one who clings to a trend. A "wannabe", hated by all the people who are actually the genre the poser is trying to be.

Avril Lavigne, any who support her.

1. Dude, look at that skater wearing etnies
2. What a poser!

by Mary Margaret July 18, 2008

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