Magical Stony Pony 

An imaginary method of transportation used when one is too stoned to drive and is therefore not going anywhere. Used sarcastically in response to a request to drive somewhere.

High person: I am so stoned I can't even see straight right meow.
Friend: Dude, you should come over to my place and smoke with me.
High Person: Well why don't I just hop on my magical stony pony and trot on over there!

Magical Stony Pony by Tiny_She_Titan February 2, 2013

One horse pony 

Joe Biden mounting a reporter.

Max get down on all fours, you are My one horse pony.

One horse pony by Grandy Q. December 23, 2020

One-horse pony 

President-elect Joe Biden called Fox News correspondent Peter Doocy a "one-horse pony" after he asked a question about reporting over the federal investigation into his son Hunter Biden's laptop.

Yet another equine themed Biden gaffe. He probably meant "One-trick pony".

"Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one-horse pony,"-- Joe Biden 12/22/2020

One-horse pony by hitek vagabond December 23, 2020

holy lonely pony eating macaroni 

when a sad depressed male figure goes to eat macaroni but then a horse shits in it

bob: hey man want some macaroni

doofus: holy lonely pony eating macaroni there's horse shit in my macaroni

holy lonely pony eating macaroni by mackmuffin10 February 15, 2022

feed the pony 

lesbian sex

Sally feeds the pony

feed the pony by Chopster December 14, 2002

pet the pony 

an expression used to euphemistically describe sexual activity-- of any sort

when a guy says it to a girl, it's meant to sound cute, sweet and boyishly charming--and when he uses the term in front of his guy friends it means he really likes the gal he's discussing and won't even use crass talk about sex with her

girls don't use the term with each other except jokingly, as if were so stuuupid to say that, but whatever, it's cute, and they know if a guy's using it he's at least trying to be suave

"hey c'mon Tymara, can't we pleese just go an pet the pony fos a leetle while? pleese? the pony been alone today, he miss you sooooo bad..."

"Yeah bro, we ates sum her mama's kickin chickin, an den we wenna her room to pet the pony, youz knows how it be... s'all good wit Janilla, yeaah, uh-uh. Got you a five spot on ya? I needs smokes and a Dew hella bad, man."

pet the pony by galcoolest March 18, 2005

My Little Pony 

The most overrated fandom/ franchise anyone could ever imagine.

Pony tard: Omg look at that lil poniez cutiee mark isz sooo kawaii desu! ^_^ I luv My Little Pony!!111!1

Some normal guy: Gtfo. Please.

My Little Pony by IamWeegeeGiveMeYourSoul November 27, 2011