August 2nd, the day you celebrate having online girlfriends.
hey bro did you know it's National Online Girlfriend Day?

yoo that's so cool! time to go dm my girl
by faybitch107492 August 02, 2021
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It was a cold, foggy and breezy day, the wind was moving the trees. The day already seemed to show that it is going to be be sad, and this moment in history shall be remembered forever, the clouds were dark, this was not an usual day, this is the day OpposingFork was not online, 25th October 2023. Truly, a sad day...
The Day OpposingFork Was Not Online is a poetic text made by no other than Dako himself. Praises to Dako for creating this inspiring and motivational poem, this is truly world changing and it deserves a nobel prize for showing the feeling of opposingfork not being online.
by Dako123 October 25, 2023
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slang for wanting to kill and mutilate anyone and everyone in the general vicinity of the speaker

if someone ever says this to you, run.
by FunLuke February 21, 2024
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online police

Fabrizio - “I suggest you remove that post, it’s already been reported to the online police… big hug
by TMDNS February 24, 2024
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Online Glazing

To glaze someone online means to feed them compliments that are so over-the-top that they come across as cringe-worthy or phony. While the goal is usually to win someone over with flattery, it's often unsuccessful because they can see right through it. Some might even consider it a form of sexual harassment. If you feel you have been 'online glazed',

be sure to contact your local law enforcement.
Jerry: "Stanley, why does Max keep online glazing people like Tommy? It's making all of us feel real uncomfortable."
Stanley: "I don't know but what's even worse is Tommy feels like he's being sexually harassed and doesn't want to say anything out of politeness."
Jerry: "Yeah well, Max can take his funny business somewhere else because Tommy is married to a woman. We should've known something was up when he shared that he trains his legs and glutes 7 days a week injured or not.
Stanley: "I agree. Max's online glazing is almost some type of fetish."
by TheCollegeGraduate February 18, 2025
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What's online?

A phrase used when asking a plug on the block what drugs he has available for sale. Can also be used to find out if someome is slanging dope without sounding like a desperate white kid.

More commonly phrased as: "Whatchu got online?"
Shopper (you): "Hey bro, what's good? "
Plug: "What's up?"
Shopper: "What's online?"

Plug: "Fasho' I got the molly, the xans, some white girl, and you know I be fuckin' with the hard. Just let me know whatchu need blood"
by CripSlayer52 October 19, 2017
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