Tracking

A friend or a stranger throws an object across your line of sight while you are pissing, and you track it with your piss. The moment you hit it, you immediately try to nut on it. If you miss, you kill yourself.

Yoooo, yesterday at the kindergarten baseball practice, I started tracking their balls, and I didn’t miss!

by Edge master200 April 2, 2024

Pecker tracks

White crusty stains on the inside of your underwear. Resembling tracks.

I was at my girlfriends place and she had me all juiced up, raging hard on. Then I had to go. At home I noticed inside my underwear was leakage from said hard on. Resembling tracks. Sad Pecker tracks.

by Festus1976 May 15, 2018

spin the tracks

Clitoral masturbation

Reference to the motion that DJs use while mixing music on a turntable.

“Before I met Brandon, I never felt the need for sex. I’d just spin the tracks and I was good to go.”

by metoprololgod November 24, 2021

Fun on the tracks

Forced fun. Where the sense of enjoyment is created artificially. As if the good times were on train tracks.

‘Let’s play ring of fire’

‘Idk mate sounds like fun on the tracks to me’

by Loz.a July 22, 2022

like a tracked rat

You don't get spotted

Bob can sneak into cracks and crevices like a tracked rat

by moemyint November 23, 2023

vac tracks

The lines made by a vacuum cleaner when used on carpet.

My brother is a little OCD and will keep vacuuming until all the vac tracks are perfect!

by Irelandmk August 31, 2015