tear job

When bitches cry on my weiner!

Kelci was crying after we beat her at volleyball, so i made her give me a tear job.

by darkwizardnamedwugga June 19, 2011

Scrub Job

When a dude masturbates in the shower using his girlfriend’s, wife’s or mom’s exfoliating body scrub for lubricant. Akin to jacking oneself with a sheet of sandpaper.

My cock is literally raw from that scrub job.

My mom’s apricot scrub is the best scrub job lube ever.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

Wreath job

Giving someone with a hairy asshole a rim job.

Oh my god, my friend pay got a wreath job from Fallon!

by Fallon69420 February 26, 2021

blim job

(noun) Derived from a combination of a blow job and a rim job.

Involves simultaneously giving a man oral sex and analingus.

Requires either a long penis on one end, or just a long tongue nearby.

Often difficult to execute properly due to the rigid nature of an erect penis making bending it backward quite difficult, this is a rewarding experience nonetheless.

Mostly for the receiving man, of course.

"A blim job is not impossible," the professor exclaimed.

"You just have to be able to do it yourself or have a man nearby who can do most of the work."

by eb_dekalb September 15, 2010

Em Job

What your bro calls getting wicked sloppy toppy from his girlfriend commonly referred to as em

Wheres Robby? I dunno dude I think hes getting an em job

by hjiig December 21, 2018

Jeb Job

When your partner only sucks the head of your cock aka jeb end and does not touch or incorporate any portion of the penile shaft.

I paid that whore $5 dollars for a blow and just got a jeb job.

My girl masturbates while giving me a jeb job.

Your mom’s lips are so soft braaaaaahhh. She gives the best jeb job.

by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017

glob job

The most sloppy toppy in the world

Bro that nasty prostitute asked me if I wanted a glob job. Wtf even is that

by GlobJobCreator December 15, 2021