Penis

Also known as “the wonder stick,” the human penis is a tool used by men to spread their army of seman and eventually over-rule the universe.

“Kim jong un is only the supreme leader because of his penis.”-Donald Trump

by Don Wayne May 19, 2019

Penis

Male genitals

"Hey look" said jerry to tom "my penis slipped inside your mom"

by Iam_ disletcic January 2, 2017

Penis

A big dingaling hanging where a vagina is or would be. If your gay it would be shoved up an asshole but if your straight you shove it up a vagina. You only do this when you have a boner. That is a hard penis or dick.

Girl-UHHH, babe your penis is fucking all up in my vagina!
Boy-I know. You like it?
Girl-Yes babe I love it!

by Gay Boi 69 March 3, 2019

Penis

A thing Girls/Homosexuals crave like a fat kid and his Twinkies...

"Wow, Daquan has a large penis!"

by Who do you think I am?! March 30, 2015

penis

A big giant thing that can stick into someone's ass

imma stick my penis up ur ass bitch

by anandjot March 9, 2015

Penis

Something that is 3.5 inches

Bruh my penis is really 3.5 inches

by SICK0MODE September 3, 2019

penis

a penis is a boys pp and before they go to bed they play with it and check it out. and they pray every night that there penis will get bigger so they can get all the ladies. so boys get you penis worked up

penis means it can be used to make children

by biffyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy November 24, 2018