A self-inflicted developmental disabilty of millenials, caused by chronic digital media addiction, and characterized by short attention span, quick frustration, indiscipline, fatigue, and inability to absorb verbal information.
Doctor: I'm diagnosing you with game brain, probably caused by 2,000 hours of World of Warcraft, and exacerbated by 1,000 hours of GTA. I'm writing you a prescription for methadone. With treatment, you may one day be a person again.
by a j a x March 15, 2017
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Whoring out your academic abilities to the lesser brained for some sort of gain, whether that be material, monetary, or societal.
Or: doing a project with a dumb person for money.
Or: doing a project with a dumb person for money.
Will you work with your friend on that science project?
-No, I’m doing brain prostitution with John this time. He’s gonna give me $20 for it.
Brain prostitution is how I wound up semi-popular.
-No, I’m doing brain prostitution with John this time. He’s gonna give me $20 for it.
Brain prostitution is how I wound up semi-popular.
by NinjaGing January 23, 2020
by big shlong john April 17, 2020
A condition suffered by males after ejaculation where said male temporarily loses the mental capacity to process normal thought.
While suffering from Spooge Brain, Bill agreed to go to the ballet with his girlfriend, her mother and grandmother. Under no circumstances would Bill normally have agreed to such an endeavor.
by Alex Terego February 20, 2014
by kjqherdgfqebrpufiq0e4398tgupoq May 06, 2022
the mind being clouded to a point where memory and normal daily functions become limited due to the love a hubby has for his wifey
Wife: honey how could you forget, I just told you the other day.
Husband: sorry honey, it’s just my hubby brain
Husband: sorry honey, it’s just my hubby brain
by Jokesonly3333 September 15, 2021