milf card

A tiktok trend meaning that they will give whoever a free pass to be with a milf

I got Lynsey pregnant she gave me a milf card!

by pussy ass hoe <3 April 26, 2021

MILF

Mr.Bean

Wow look at mr.bean over there he is such a milf

by Ari the milf January 4, 2022

Hockey mom milf

Hockey mom milf is someone that’s hot as fuck, acts like a mom, someone the whole team would bone if given the chance. Doesn’t even have to have a kid yet to fulfill the milf part. Just hot as fuck, attends all her boys hockey games. And only Fucks a select few hockey boys so she isn’t a whore. Hockey mom milfs are usually super caring too.

Chad; Damn did you see Capria at all our hockey games?
Brad; Yeah id fuck she’s so hot and she fucks with hockey??

Chad; Capria is such a hockey mom milf fuck.

by Jyzhockey December 3, 2018

milf

man i love frieren

"i just wanna say...milf"

by peanutmastersupreme June 4, 2024

milf

That hot mom of one of your friends

Dylan: "Dude, that MILF of yours is just so mmmmm."

by BigTittyChick February 21, 2021

Milf

Man I love Frogs

oh my god that frog is so cute MILF

by G1n3vra W3asl3y September 20, 2022

Penis Milf

A penis milf; When she is a huge ass milf for long shlong penises. (is also used as an exclamation of excitement)

damn shawty a mf penis milf

by _xXSHAWTYPENISMILFXx_ March 19, 2021