mexican miguel

a porn addict who liked to beat the meat and likes to play with his joystick and likes that ebony booty

he is such a mexican miguel

by a.rare.mexican February 22, 2017

mexican snorkel

when your parter fills their mouth with a mixture of chilli powder and water. you then proceed to have oral sex with them causing inflamation to both particapants. at the point of climax the sucker gargles, after climax the sucker proceed to swallow both the load and the cilli water

Boy 1: "fuck bro my cock really hurts"
Boy 2: "how come?"
Boy 1: "my girlfriend gave me the mexican snorkel, my penis is more inflamed then grenfell"
Boy 2: "holy fuck dude"

by xxx_feggit_xxx January 3, 2020

Mexican Leonidas

The cheap knockoff version of a manly man. Typically used to describe Macro Ruiz.

I can't believe it... he pulled a Mexican Leonidas out of nowhere.

by Zimerb June 3, 2018

Mexican jetskiied

Anytime a person is unfairly ripped off or dicked over because of their age.

The jetski rental company tried to charge the teenage boys $250 for damage that was already there.

They got mexican jetskiied

by aglasson April 12, 2010

mexican blowpipe

when you have peformed anal and have finished you or someone else (3rd party) ether get a straw or use your lips to get the cum out

those two girls last night were dirty, they let me do a mexican blowpipe to them

by Edinburghboy June 12, 2013

Mexican Slinky

When too much Tequila is embibed by an individual causing erectile failure

Sorry baby, I drank too much tequila and I've got myself a Mexican Slinky.

by Amesjanderson November 7, 2014

mexican reboot

To turn on and off

Try the mexican reboot. Then maybe it will work

by CameronStephen00031 April 22, 2018