meterosexual

A man who has sex with other men not because he is gay, but because it is fashionable.

If I was meterosexual, I could thail the theven theas!

by alehar September 6, 2004

meteor shower

to diarrhea in a girl's pussy. (a variation of "spacedocking")

I wanted to give that girl a meteor shower but I missed her pussy and got diarrhea all over her stomach.

by ecbaseball June 2, 2007

Metroactive

It is used to refer to places, goods or services commonly endorsed or frequented by metrosexual people. It is used to indicate that some thing or some place has a metrosexual appeal. Metroactive can refer to locations such as bars, clubs, SPAs, gyms, stores and alike or other goods and services such as radio stations, movies, cars, colors, etc.

That is a metroactive location. The XXX mall is metroactive. That restaurant is metroactive. Did you see XXXX movie? it was borderline metroactive. That is a metroactive recipe. I like that tie, it is very metroactive.

by Hector Vilanova October 11, 2005

metetron

1. a dolty tool
2. one who really sucks at poker and, subsequently, at life

Man, that guy with his pink collar popped who isn't very good at poker is a real metetron.

by Ray Zee July 24, 2008

Metro Mouth

Someone who reads the metro(free newspaper around the manchester area) and they repeat everything in the paper like its their opinion, and lives by the horoscopes in them.

do you no (what evers happening at the time) have you bin reading the metro, Metro Mouth

by Dik-ed April 15, 2007

metro-hicksual

a spin-off of the metro-sexual male who dresses nice but isn't gay. A metro-hicksual is a redneck country male who reads GQ and dresses with the latest trends to the best of his ability despite his country roots.

Damn, Billy! I didn't know you could dress up like that...you're a real metro-hicksual round these parts

by Fritz Briargrove June 11, 2011

Metro Surfing

A term used to describe the sport of standing, with feet planted, on the D.C. Metro while it is moving, trying to avoid falling.
Rules:
1) No touching the chairs, bars, or anything else
2) No using other people as support
3) You feet must remain planted
4) One round last from stop to stop

Any breaking of the rules results in an out. If you are out, you can't participate in the game again until the next stop

There are really random turns on the Metro! My friend and I almost fell down, while Metro Surfing but somehow, survived! After ten stops, I hadn't fallen over yet, and won!

by Kitkatrh December 18, 2012