MAY 16 

ask your crush out again, it’s all about being

Persistent!

Ask him/her/they/them on MAY 16

MAY 16 by Child-#%^ October 16, 2020

May 6 

A nigga born on May 6 is a mad cunt. He gets mad bitches and loves that pus pus.

“Yo this nigga mad, he born on May 6”

May 6 by Ben_ [e-mail] October 18, 2019

may 23 

NATIONAL GRAB ASS DAY

booty ass grab it

ayo paul grab her ass because it’s may 23, national grab ass day

may 23 by lacey lynn green May 23, 2019

May 28 

National shove an umbrella up your arse day

“It’s may 28, you know what that means”
*proceeds to shove an umbrella up their arse*

May 28 by Georgihillbilly May 28, 2020

May 18

Today is clean you window day...

Today is clean your window day. Just go out and clean ur window. It’s probably dirty and you haven't cleaned it. This day was created by mr.burns (may 18)

May 18 by Ui38 May 18, 2021

May 24th

The day that fine bitch was born. And that’s on periodt🤪✨💕🏃🏻 ♀️🙈

Ooo look it’s that fine bitch, did u know her birthday is May 24th

May 24th by Fine girl😩 July 21, 2021

May 31 

Send your boyfriend a tiddie pic day

hey its May 31 bae

May 31 by DADDYBANZ03 May 31, 2021