kitten lintsicle

after collecting hairballs from your kitten for 1 year to the day, freeze the accumulated hairball for 4 hours. After vigorous physical activity, kick back and relax by eating you kitten lintsicle. You can only make a kitten lintsicle once a year for good luck.

Kitten lintsicles are one of a kind

by Roger McDodger McFlodger Roger November 23, 2011

goose list

A term originally used by con men and other swindlers for a list of easy victims that they managed to "take" with no difficulty. Usually such a list gets sold around their dubious industry as a way to find "easy pickins." It also seems to be a common practice around the staffing and recruiting industry.

Hey Frankie, did you get that goose list from Mike's pyramid scheme?

by Ex-Pfizer Again November 28, 2011

Trash listed

Being thrown out or sent away.

Trevor keep's getting trash listed from all the fraternities....

by Groovie Mann August 10, 2014

French Listening

When someone is weirdly listening to you making out with someone else.

Stop "French Listening" at us weirdo!!

by Megpopper October 9, 2014

Biddy List

A Check list that men use to see if a girl is hot or not.

1. Nice Ass
2. Nice Body
3. Nice boobs
4. Height

5. Nice Face

Steven: Bro look at that girl
Mark: Ya did she pass the Biddy List ?
Steven:

by Hit_And_Run February 3, 2015

spam listening

When you listen a song over and over again!

Spam Listening

by Stormx00 April 8, 2015

schmucket list

A list of all the stupid things you've done in your life.

On my schmucket list: Walking around New York City wearing only a burlap sack while practicing circular breathing by blowing into a bottle of water through a straw.

by Ae5Ea8 May 2, 2015