Keyboardish

A special language from the country of Keyboardlandia, consisting of jumbles of letters like someone dropped a fucking anvil on it.

User #1: JKHDAFJHAGFGEFHILQFI

User #2: bro wtf

User #3: He's speaking Keyboardish, let him be.

by Albyizzazeo Incoyujinitued August 17, 2024

Keyboard

The thing you just used to get here.
(srsly how do you not know what it is)

i typed the keyboard

by segment65 September 24, 2023

Keyboard Warrior

A total fuckass who sits in their mom's basement all day with pride and l'manburg flags on the wall replying to people who actually have a brain to kill themselves or leaking their home address because they said or did something that was slightly offensive to them.

These people are often furries/zoophiles, gun grabbers, leftists, bronies, sneako fans, ssniperwolf fans, lgbtqlgtvblm+++++, and shippers.

Steve: Hey look in that basement window, it's a keyboard warrior.

Khaila: She's rapidly typing a 10 paragraph arguement laced with racial insults. Do we do anything about it?

Steve: No, she will be absolutely destroyed by same people with well put together arguements.

by sleepymf November 3, 2023

Keyboard Smash

A string of random English characters, usually all in a line. It is never used outside of the internet or references to it, and is most often used to express anger.

I was reading a twitter post, and there was a keyboard smash in it.

by Nick6809 November 16, 2023

keymontis

A very short person, always fights can be a little mean, very handsome a very unique name.

Keymontis

by Keymontis November 19, 2023

Keyon

A most likely lightskin that have anger issues and has a long penis

Boy 1: Did You see Keyon walk by us?

Boy 2: Yeah. I just did, I just love him

OR
Girl 1: I hate Keyon sometimes.

Girl 2: How could you hate him. Hes amazing!

by Poopie scoop November 20, 2023

Keyon

A lightskin male that has anger issues and a long penis, and is not JOE, and get pape

Boy 1: Did You see Keyon walk by us?

Boy 2: Yeah. I just did, I just love him

OR
Girl 1: I hate Keyon sometimes.

Girl 2: How could you hate him. Hes amazing!

by Poopie scoop November 20, 2023