lumberjack jeff

Lumberjack Jeff the kind of guy that fucks an ugly ass hoe just to protect his forest. The kinda guy that has side hoes on his side hoes. A lumberjack Jeff likes to fuck the fuckers that fuck his fuckers. May be bitchy at times but is mainly an ignorant asshole who only cares about his forest. People would cut off their dicks just to be a lumberjack Jeff.

" i can't believe he blew me off last night!"
" don't worry he's a lumberjack Jeff!"

" I can't believe that guy blew me off last night to hang out with his friends!"

"Don't worry! He's a Lumberjack Jeff!

by That one hoe July 4, 2016

jeff podolski

a big fucking waste of time

Student: Hey did you do that essay for Mr. Podolski?
Other Student: No I was too busy not giving a fuck about kings and shit.
Student: Yeah jeff podolski a big fucking waste of time.

by all.hail.plankton January 17, 2018

Shut UP Jeff

to tell someone to shut up with the name Jeff, after they are negative

Shut UP Jeff your such a negative nancy

by Mr. MEme MAN January 31, 2018

my name jeff

my name jeff is a populair meme on the internet for years now. it is used to make some have a quick laugh.

my name jeff!

by dikpik53 February 13, 2018

jeff

someone who doesn’t wear their flannel shirt on flannel-friday; average

You didn’t wear your flannel today? What a jeff...

by my taint is clean January 4, 2020

jeff

A guy you need to stay away from because all you can hear is MY NAME IS JEFF

Me: Whats your Name
Jeff: MY NAME IS JEFF

by ElisePineapple January 19, 2020

Jeff

A guy who thinks he knows everything and only his opinion counts. Usually, Jeff claims everyone may have an opinion, but you're dumb. Jeff is misbehaved, but every Jeff makes part of an intelectual elite he invented himself and thinks his way of writting is the only correct model of doing it, even though we can't write properly. Also, some Jeffs may have a Portuguese 'tacho' somewhere.

Group: Hey guys, our event was great.
Jeff: Yeah nice haha, but next time try to do it better, it wasn't as successful as when I've done it.

by squareblanket April 16, 2020