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Jason Bourne

A spontaneous response that is yelled out after hearing the words "Jesus Christ".

First said by Craig Jeffers in the 2016 American film Jason Bourne.
by Buel September 16, 2017
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Bloody Jason

When your friend breaks his nose by a dirty large breasted stripper motorboating him
Joel: Dude take that dollar off yo face
Jason: nah bro, it's gonna be awesome
.....jason nose breaks
Joel: Man I told you she would give you a Bloody Jason!
by Pineus December 5, 2017
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Jason Finney

Oh look it’s jason finney , fat fook
by Liamjones1897 March 8, 2018
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jason lane

He is a Fucking gay cunt. He sucks so much dick that even a brothel house could handle that much dick. he claims he is the best at everything but is the biggest cocky guy ever.
by Eagleboys123 March 4, 2017
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Mike- Jason

A Mike- Jason is super smart and the best brother worldwide. He falls under the category verrückte Mongo but is the coolest man alive. Every guy wants to be him because of his awesome beard
Jeffrey: Yo Man, You See the cool Guy with the Beard?
Johannes: Yea man, its Mike- Jason.

Jeffrey: Wow, I wanna be a Mike- Jason too.
Johannes: Me too.
by SmtGirl January 3, 2017
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Jason Hines

Jason Hines is a girl who likes to fuck and is always searching for something she cannot have.
Row row row your boat gently down the stream merrily merrily merrily merrily there's a duck in the stream
Jason Hines is a ummmmm wait oh wait cN we can we get some Jason Hines
by Jason Hines November 14, 2021
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Jason Coray

Small dick, big man attitude. Only cares about himself and is very insensitive to what a real women needs.
Jason Coray, the one pump dump.
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"you want me to fuck your friend?? and watch??"........Jason Coray responds " yes please, I have been thinking about it for a long time!!!" he continues to beg untill she says yes. Two weeks later he beats the shit out of her because of it, but still watches the video to this day while making money of of it (she doesnt even know that part)
or Jason Corey pretended to be in love with tis girl for 7 YEARS just cause she was hot and recorded EVERYTHING and used the material to write books, comics, movies, podcasts and of course porn videos. She never found out untill years after he left her washed up and heartbroken. He made tons of money but pretended to be broke all the time, sometimes he send her$20 or $30 but hardly ever and she had to humiliates herself just to get that. I think he told everyone she had an addiction problem when it was actually him......Brutal.....what a piece of shit.
by i wish it was bigger October 15, 2021
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