Monkey science

Experimentation via trial and error,

or the act of throwing poop at a wall and seeing what sticks.

friend 1: "hey bro, let's go do some Monkey science."
friend 2: "that's a great idea, let's go make some scatological discoveries!"

by big whisker July 5, 2023

Punk Science

Term used to describe the creative yet unrealistic science in many science fiction films, such as Timecop. This can involve altering history, or a person traveling back in time and touching their younger self, thereby destroying both the past and present versions of themselves because matter cannot occupy the same place at the same time.

Person 1: "Timecop is such a good movie!"

Person 2: "Yeah, it's good even though they use punk science to explain their time travel theories."

Person 1: "Punk science?"

Person 2: "Yeah, that movie is so full of scientific inconsistencies it isn't funny!"

Person 1: "It's still a good movie, though!"

Person 2: "Agreed!"

by Ace Corona May 14, 2011

Science Friction

The act of rubbing two bodies together to create three.

They wanted to have children, so they decided Science Friction was the best way.

by Light and Sweet November 16, 2021

Mystery Science Theater Syndrome

Inability to not make snarky comments while watching.. anything.

I think I might have Mystery Science Theater Syndrome.

by Dash Bunny July 12, 2021

95 Theses Of Science

A document written by a few 7th graders in an attempt to diss a teacher but end up getting 2 hour detentions even though half of them literally did nothing.

The students started writing out the 95 Theses of Science in 5th period health class and finished it when they got home.

by Powerlated October 11, 2018

Bill nye the science guy

A god in science.

He is a scientist who explains subjects in science via jokes.
He is amazing.

teacher: "Okay children who do you want to watch?"
student:"Bill nye the science guy!"

by a person ok? October 29, 2021

Corona Arts and Science Academy

Most commonly known as C.A.S.A. Basically every nigga there thinks they're shit and acts all tough because they know they about as soft and pussy as anyone else. Oh, and watch out, because the bitches there will rub their sexuality in your fucking face, as if you gave a shit, which none of you don't. In few words, you can summarize this school as a shithole and a gayfest.

Corona Arts and Science Academy niggas are mad retarded, change my mind.

by Go fuck off September 17, 2019