Desert Island

A masturbation technique in which a man rips the wings off of a fly, takes a bath and places the wingless fly on the head of his erect penis. The masturbater allows the fly to walk over the tip of the erect penis (like a castaway on a desert island) until the man ejaculates.

Hey Dennis, can you catch me a fly... I think I want to take a Desert Island after dinner.

by lunchboxes September 8, 2006

staten island

a place where every 1 from brooklyn moves only to move to new jersey years later

there are too many niggers in brooklyn im moving to staten island!
there are to many russians in staten island im moving to new jersey!

by The Josh Man June 30, 2004

Staten Island

The "forgotten" borough where the only thing besides the massive pot holes that kill teens from ages 16-19...is boredom. The borough of parks, trash, cemeteries, pizzarias and the "Zoo" . Our Zoo has four goats and a monkey...literally. The borough where one house can go down, and 37 can fit in its place, where the hair is high and the I.Q. is low. The place that has the "Mall," where the over-sexed and cake-faced tweens infest. There's one Barns 'n Noble bookstore (for those who dare to look away from their sidekicks) and a Target wayyyy in the back (where we sweep it underneath some rugs so people don't classify us a suburban lost cause.)

Mike: So what are we hittin up first?
Sam: Mall, movies...yeah that's it.
Mike: (sigh) Staten Island.
Sam: Yeah...Staten Island.

by boredoutofmymind!!! March 22, 2007

iovana

a clumsy, loveable creature that loves cheese biscuits =

"That chick is such an Iovana"

by CrazyX4Xnc!! December 12, 2009

Staten Island Girl

okay in live in staten island,and get this
im black! yes there are black people and i dont live on the north shore or in projects,omg right!..ugh
i dont talk with a accent,but i never got why its such a big deal that people here do
i have a northface and uggs but so what who doesnt these days,and i lived here my whole life and i dont really se any "orange" people walking around and im not saying theres not any sluts here because belive me there is but come on there is gonna be sluts anywhere you go.

city girl:omg! your from staten island?
me:yea im a staten island girl, and???
city girl:but your black...

by shortiiqotiit March 10, 2009

Pen Island

Respell it, darling. It will come to you.

Mr. Mark Wright: LIKE, OH MY GAWD. BRUCE AND I WENT TO PEN ISLAND...IT'S PARADISE...And we net these TWINS...named Neil and Bob! Oh... +Faint.+

by Leiko October 2, 2004

rock island plunger

a group of three people, where one person must be a guy. The receiver kneels down while one member shits in their mouth. Then the third member (the guy), plunges it into her throat with his cock.

Sigried and Roy gave the rock island plunger to Boy George

by the o.c. bombers January 28, 2003