back of the oven

Something or someone so detestable that it literally has to go to the end of the line to be exterminated. Typically used in the context of something fascists would find absolutely abhorrent because it combines multiple hated attributes or despicable actions, like a mulatto communist, or transsexual child molester. From the old joke listed below:

Q: Why was the Black Jew sad?
A: Because he had to sit in the back of the oven.
Did you see that drag queen waving an Israeli flag and handing out dildo lollipops to children? Some real back of the oven shit there.
by Skookum Chuck January 13, 2024
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oven machine

A woman that “gets around” very easily to men. A baby making machine.
That woman is nothing but a oven machine, she makes them and then leaves them for someone else to take care of.
by Jeff storman January 14, 2025
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icy oven

When the oven gets frozen even though it's so hot
"How did the Pizza freeze?"
"Ummm...."
"What?"
"We had an icy oven!"
by Princess Karen January 18, 2022
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Ovenated

When you throw something into an oven and its cooked (that's lame) and when you take it out that means the item is now ovenated
The fork I put in the oven became ovenated when I took it out.
by AsophagusDometricusMan July 14, 2025
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oven mitt titties

Titties that look like an oven mitt filled with 1/2 cup of water. Long and saggy in proportion unfilled burned with tips.Also known as chopper tits.
Those titties look nice but their oven mitt titties! Hang to her ancles.
by Punchcut February 23, 2017
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dutch oven knobber

Eat a good Mexican meal, the hotter the better. That night when your woman has the covers over her body and is giving you a blow job. Fart and grab the covers to put over her head. See how long you can hold her under.
Last night I gave my ol lady a 10 second Dutch Oven Knobber
by MultiStateUpperdecker March 20, 2019
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Inverurie Oven

When a man willingly has his head clingfilmed to a lady’s bare bum, effectively “sealing in the freshness,” before she lets rip a series of farts that slow-cook him like a supermarket chicken.

Considered by locals to be the traditional mating ritual of Inverurie, often performed after a few pints and a kebab, and said to “bind two souls tighter than industrial clingfilm.”

Usually accompanied by soggy farts, muffled giggling, and one mate in the corner shouting, “It’s nae over till the clingfilm rips!"
“Dave didn’t make it to the pub last night — apparently, he was getting an Inverurie Oven from his new girlfriend. Lucky loon!"

You know it’s love when Grant asked for seconds of the Inverurie Oven — romantic or tragic?”

“Sally dumped Paul ‘cause he wouldn’t try an Inverurie Oven. She said he wasn’t ‘husband material.’”

“Lads, I swear I nearly passed out — she gave me an Inverurie Oven deluxe after curry night.”

“Tourists think the East Aquhorthies Stone Circle is Inverurie’s biggest attraction. Locals know it’s the ass ovens.”
by Thon bus driver August 29, 2025
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