Human Bottle Rocket
Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.
Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.
Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.
Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2
Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2
Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.
Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.
Step #8
Enjoy the light show
Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.
Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.
Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.
Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2
Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2
Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.
Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.
Step #8
Enjoy the light show
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