When a woman with a whipped cream bra puts her breasts on your head, making it look like you got hit in the head with a pie.
by Pie Hatter February 06, 2009
Look at that Harry Hat Para/Commando wanker, he wants to put those carpets down the fucking screamer.
by DOLPHUS VON LINDGREN March 03, 2014
The way hipsters wear their beanies only on the crowns of their skulls, because the act of keeping your head warm is too mainstream. Usually these people are between 18-30 years old and hang around shitty jazz clubs, hole-in-the-wall coffee houses, or Goodwills.
I can respect the guy that doesn't wear his winter gear correctly in -20 degree weather. I guess staying healthy without illness is too mainstream. The way they are wearing their foreskin hat makes them look like a gigantic penis. Wait, that's already how they act. Next time you see a person like this, Don't get angry, don't give them a mean look, just chuckle at them.
by doxyzyklon January 13, 2012
A person who is a no good, rotten, waste of space and doesn't know it. They irritate and piss off everyone and anyone the come in contact with or just pass by. They think they are the smartest, best looking, gift of God to the world when in reality they are the exact opposite and repulse everyone and everything either by just walking in the room or opening their mouth.
Anyone who's appearance or IQ would be improved by wearing a toilet seat paper protector.
Anyone who's appearance or IQ would be improved by wearing a toilet seat paper protector.
That guy's a complete ass hat!
That ass hat just: - ran into my car!
- did a U-turn in the middle of the street!
- just tried to buy me a drink!
That ass hat just: - ran into my car!
- did a U-turn in the middle of the street!
- just tried to buy me a drink!
by migraine45 August 14, 2014
In the offices of a major imaging company lives a hat. On the hat is marked the word Twat in large embroidered letters.
If you have made a particularly stupid mistake in your work, you are made to wear the Twat Hat for an amount of time commensurate with the scale of the stupidity.
This has given rise to the phrase 'I've just had a Hat Moment' and similar.
If you have made a particularly stupid mistake in your work, you are made to wear the Twat Hat for an amount of time commensurate with the scale of the stupidity.
This has given rise to the phrase 'I've just had a Hat Moment' and similar.
by Cap'n B March 18, 2005
Hotel customer: Can I also have a wake-up call?
Concierge: It's in the hat.
Kid in class: Can I borrow a pencil?
Other kid (handing him a mechanical pencil): Sure
Kid in class: Do you also have lead?
Other kid: It's in the hat.
Concierge: It's in the hat.
Kid in class: Can I borrow a pencil?
Other kid (handing him a mechanical pencil): Sure
Kid in class: Do you also have lead?
Other kid: It's in the hat.
by WinterHL November 10, 2011
yellow hat is,literally a yellow polo hat, however it represents much more symbolically. yellow hat is to be worn by the champion, the best at what they do. Yellow hat is a sign of accomplishment and commands respect. You dont get yellow hat, you earn it.
by Yellow hat contender October 19, 2005