Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.
Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!
by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025
Get the National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekendmug. Hookers are the people who are fans of up and coming wrestler Hook from All Elite Wrestling.
Currently on Team Taz,he is in their feud with CM Punk.
Currently on Team Taz,he is in their feud with CM Punk.
Hookers are the people who are fans of up and coming wrestler Hook from All Elite Wrestling.
Currently on Team Taz,he is in their feud with CM Punk.
Currently on Team Taz,he is in their feud with CM Punk.
by Crossy Boi September 26, 2021
Get the HOOKersmug. (n.) A steady diet of cum, (possibly piss), liquor, and aphrodisiacs. Also referred to as a “whore diet” or a “pornstar diet”.
“I really need to get skinnier… I’m going on a hooker diet.”
“My friends think I’m a cumslut, but I like to think of myself as a nice person on a hooker diet.”
“My friends think I’m a cumslut, but I like to think of myself as a nice person on a hooker diet.”
by _PH03N1X_GR1FF1NS_ December 4, 2023
Get the hooker dietmug. by thtDUDElorenzo March 16, 2018
Get the Hookermug. The female equivilant of a 'pimp daddy'
A hooker machine has tons of guys wanting her and is very boss.
A hooker machine has tons of guys wanting her and is very boss.
Sexy Guy 1: Wow, Breana and Taylor are super boss, I want them both so bad!
Sexy Guy 2: I know man, they are such Hooker Machines.
Sexy Guy 2: I know man, they are such Hooker Machines.
by BFrog101 May 20, 2011
Get the Hooker Machinemug. by UrMomsLastBF May 20, 2022
Get the hookers strapmug. I walked into the kitchen to see what that wonderful smell was on the stove and there was my domestic hooker standing there making dinner.
by Spadagrl December 2, 2015
Get the domestic hookermug.