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No homo kiss

To avoid being gay two people of the same sex kiss a person of the opposite sex after one another
1) bro I want to kiss you so bad

2)dude me too but that’s gay

1) what If we no homo kiss bro?
2)oh yeah! Ask someone if they’re able to help
3) oh I can help!

1 kisses 3
3 kisses 2
by Xeavor October 25, 2019
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STRAIGHT HOMO

legitimately the best song ever made anyone who says otherwise is just a hater and a femboy
Bro this song is Straight homo
by Weeb_god557 April 18, 2022
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homo angel

A person who is a know-it-all, acts gay, doesn't know how to shut up, no brain-to-mouth filter, gets butt hurt if ignored, anger issues, hates everybody and blames them, bitches about everything, hates to drive, loves drinking and doesn't know is an embarressment. hates affection and frigid like an angel. A very rare species.
The guy behind me hasn't stopped talking the whole time and hasn't noticed he is embaressing himself.. what a homo angel...
by explorerofhomoangels February 3, 2013
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Homo spindelus

Homo spindelus is a recently discovered humanoid species. Characteristics of Homo spindelus are: short in height, very hairy, lack of proper vocalizations, poor eyesight, the tendency to make homosexual remarks, and lacking cognitive ability.
"Do you remember Michael from high school?"
"Yeah, he's definitely a Homo spindelus."
by Mr Pedobear October 18, 2011
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Homo Idioticus

A split group of Homo Sapiens that have evolved to have up to 80% less brain matter, thus greatly decreasing intelligence.
Bob: "How could Carl possibly be that dumb?"
Jake: "I think he is a Homo Idioticus."
by Jimothy A. Bonquavious April 7, 2022
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Homo-funny

The act of one male doing something to another male that is funny, yet some may consider gay.
Tim: "Did you just see me teabag Steve."

Jason: "Yeah man, that was so homo-funny."
by hyperionaaa December 12, 2010
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No Homo Sunday

“ Damn Kennedy you looking thick today Daddy. Woahhhh that’s gay. Nah bro it’s No Homo Sunday. Oh ight bet daddy”
by NHT owner February 23, 2020
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