a person who exclusively identifies themself with a group of hip urbanites by doning the requisute dress, attitude and lifestyle. a person who attempts to rebel against society as a whole, and assert their individuality but only succeeds in becoming a unoriginal drone of the smaller sub-sulture and thus becoming regimented by the sub-culture's mores.
Kids everywhere who wear the "revitalized" and back-in-style trucker hat. Or the messing mod haircuts we all love to hate.
by Shaun Flagg September 29, 2003
Get the scenster or hipstermug. A person who thinks they are a hipster, but in fact they do not associate with the norm of the hipster ways so they are alone.
Symptoms that you may know/be a loner hipster:Denial, shower without soap(real hipsters don't shower at all), staying in to watch an indie film for a first date, constantly overusing the phrase "I don't want to see that mainstream bullshit", overlistening to the shins, and watching 500 Days of Summer over 500 times.
Symptoms that you may know/be a loner hipster:Denial, shower without soap(real hipsters don't shower at all), staying in to watch an indie film for a first date, constantly overusing the phrase "I don't want to see that mainstream bullshit", overlistening to the shins, and watching 500 Days of Summer over 500 times.
That George, he wears his scarf and cardigan all the time, but he doesn't frequent enough coffee shops or watch enough indie films to be a hipster, he's a loner hipster.
by georgesucks January 20, 2011
Get the Loner hipstermug. The stream of urine that comes from the hole created by a Prince Albert piercing. The hipster stream refuses to follow the main stream of urine, thus refusing to conform to the urinal main stream, both literally and figuratively.
by NoortVancouver October 5, 2015
Get the hipster streammug. Hipster mystics seek the ancient wisdom and disdain the teachings for the masses; they are into the secret and old-school. They believe that the experience of mystical ascent and sublime insight is ineffable, and their groups teach of a need for silence on the matter, so they are very esoteric. They are unimpressed by people's possessions and self-centered accomplishments, which comes off as condescension. Their spiritual journey and wisdom has brought them serenity and confidence, which is viewed as an air of being too-cool-for-school. They are uninterested in the latest styles and they dress however they want, so counter intuitively, they are highly stylish.
When a mystic embodies these qualities they are the ultimate hipster: the Hipster Mystic
When a mystic embodies these qualities they are the ultimate hipster: the Hipster Mystic
Guy in a pub: What do your tattoos mean?
Hipster mystic: You wouldn't understand.
Stylish woman: Where did you get that shirt?
Hipster mystic: The dumpster.
Stylish woman: Cool.
Scientist: Recent studies have demonstrated that we live in a fractal universe.
Hipster mystic: Heraclitus said that 2,500 years ago.
Colleague: What are you doing today?
Hipster mystic: Going to the Hermetic Library to review an alchemical treatise.
Colleague: Oh... okay.....
Christian: Do you believe in Jesus?
Hipster mystic: No, but I do believe in Christ the Logos. He was way before Jesus.
Hipster mystic: You wouldn't understand.
Stylish woman: Where did you get that shirt?
Hipster mystic: The dumpster.
Stylish woman: Cool.
Scientist: Recent studies have demonstrated that we live in a fractal universe.
Hipster mystic: Heraclitus said that 2,500 years ago.
Colleague: What are you doing today?
Hipster mystic: Going to the Hermetic Library to review an alchemical treatise.
Colleague: Oh... okay.....
Christian: Do you believe in Jesus?
Hipster mystic: No, but I do believe in Christ the Logos. He was way before Jesus.
by Kristoforokko July 16, 2013
Get the Hipster Mysticmug. (adj) Being more expensive than such an item really should be, often with a seemingly arbitrary price
That soup place downtown is so hipster expensive! It's $5.35 for a bowl of soup- how the hell did they come up with that for a price?
by Paulindrome February 14, 2012
Get the Hipster expensivemug. Noun. A fixed gear track bicycle. A fixed single speed bicycle made for racing. It is different than the stereotypical hipster transportation, the fixed gear bicycle or "fixie", which is a bicycle with one speed, you cannot coast, and generally has no brakes. The TRACK fixie, is a super lightweight, aerodynamic bicycle made of either chromoly, carbon fiber, or aluminum. The goal of these hipster missiles is to go as fast as possible, rivaling bike snobs while still being a hipster. The hipster missile focuses more on speed and maneuverability than fashion and style, but retains both.
"Woah, did you see Nate and Nick fly by on their hipster missiles!?"
"Yeah they totally shredded that corner!"
"I wish my fixie was that quick!"
"Yeah they totally shredded that corner!"
"I wish my fixie was that quick!"
by huck & shred November 27, 2013
Get the hipster missilemug. The stupidly ridiculous price you pay on top of the regular retail product or service price when in a Hipster store.
"Wow. I really feel the sting of the Hipster Premium when I get my beard trimmed in a barber shop that looks like it's straight from the Victorian era."
by BooLee October 10, 2015
Get the Hipster Premiummug.