fu fu headed

When you feel high af but aren’t

Damm dude I’m so fu fu headed

by Vacuum March 21, 2019

pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger

A mans 3rd leg

pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger Is going crazy on that girls face

by Weowentard June 2, 2020

Actin bald headed

When someone is on “bullshit”

This could be us, but you actin bald headed.

by Hit that button! December 30, 2020

peak_fiction_of_a_healer

Someone who’s opinion is automatically above anyone else’s

Bro I’m such a peak_fiction_of_a_healer

by Totally the guy who made this February 16, 2021

i’m heated

a way of expressing anger

person 1: i’m so heated right now omg
person 2: why are you mad?

i’m heated simply means “i’m mad”

by salty bath water July 25, 2023

STRANGER THEN A TWO HEADED TURKEY

Stranger then a two headed Turkey.

When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.

David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.

by trickster29 July 30, 2024

Revenge of the heated seat

When your car smells like baked ass.

Al: Man does your car stink.

Zach: Yeah I know. I gave Carl from accounting ride to work this morning, he said he was running late so had to skip the shower.
Al: Smells like a case of the revenge of the heated seat.

Zach: Next time I am telling him to get his rank ass on the bus.

by cut the cards February 26, 2026