Gum

Mug backwards, Urban Dictionary wants you to buy the mug

I chew gum

by Saulman500 February 25, 2024

Gum

Girl cum.

Gum in me with your Gock!

by Feesho May 15, 2023

gum

the polar opposite of mugging. forcibly giving an individual something they do not want

Yeah man... my old roommate moved out and gummed me with his nasty empty whiskey bottle collection.

by blandthony May 06, 2024

Gum

A person who is stuck on you like gum is on a shoe.

This person follows you around and you can't seem to get rid of them.

An annoying person who follows you like a dog

Amy is my gum. Whatever I do, she just follows me around and won't take the hint.

by KingDavid5012 November 03, 2022

gum

The only thing that sticks your ass cheeks if you sit on it you blow with your mouth which is the only thing you can blow with out geting in truble

gum you put in your mouth

by momey May 18, 2023

gums

Gumsius maximus, more commonly known as gums, is a large, docile creature who can take a lot of shit, but if the shit meter reaches maximum shart, a chemical known as youknowyou'rejustafaggotium is released into its brain, which causes it to utter the phrase 'you know you're just a faggot,' which will instantly kill anything that hears it. Feel free to approach this creature, but be sure not to provoke it.

Little man: You're gay!
Gums: 'you know you're just a faggot.'
Little man: *dies*

by Stalkey man August 20, 2018

Gummed Down

The act of receiving fellatio from an individual lacking teeth

Gum down granny-ana!

I got gummed down last night by the baddest LifeAlert recipient.

by Djjeudu March 29, 2022