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Thot food

Cheap food (under ten dollars) that can be bought and consumed after 6pm and before 6 am (McDonald's, KFC, Hot Dogs, fast food in general).
I'm hungry, let's go get some Thot food.
You're a basic bitch, all you Finna have is some Thot food.
I'm never gonna by Thot food for my wifey.
I'm a top self B, I don't do Thot food.
If he buys you Thot food on the first date, you're a Thot.
by RIAZ April 26, 2015
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Half-food

Stoned practice of going out and buying food for someone, with their money, then eating half of it on the way back. This is considered acceptable.
I've given him a tenner, so he should get something nice, even though he'll probably half-food me.
by matronboy March 5, 2004
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food parasite

a co-worker who eats any and all food that is brought into work. He rummages through people's offices when they are not there and help himself to any candy, gum, cookies, etc. The food parasite NEVER, EVER brings anything in to share with other people nor does he contribute any money towards the purchase of any food.
Rudy is such a food parasite. One morning he ate a pound of bacon by himself when breakfast was served at work leaving some people with nothing at all.
by kajoe December 21, 2009
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food error

A mistake involving food, often resulting in regret and second-guessing. Taste, cost, and omission are the most common of these errors.
"Man, I should not have ordered the provolone wheel. Not only was it expensive but it wasn't that good. "Yeah dude, you definitely committed a food error".
by mp2009 February 5, 2009
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Wiki Food

Food that you need to look up on wikipedia to know what your eating.
hummus. lumpia. udon. balut. These are all Wiki Food.

Yea. I bet you have to Wiki at least one of those.
by Halvyopolous July 24, 2010
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Food Nazi

A Rockefeller Foundation-funded "elitist" who advocates "fat taxes" (ex. CSPI), banning fat people from restaurants (ex. MeMe Roth), forcing fat people to pay more for airline tickets (ex. MeMe Roth), and genetically-modified food while they also smear organic food (ex. CSPI and the Center for Consumer Freedom).
Food Nazi: The citizens need to give up their liberties to protect them from the evil food companies!

Me: Genetically-modified foods and aspartame and MSG and trans fats are your Reichstag Fires, you Rockefeller-funded Food Nazis! You're just like the Rothschild-funded Nazis!

Food Nazi: Pay no attention to the deranged conspiracy theorist! We do not receive Rockefeller funding! We never advocated trans fats! Anybody who says so is a shill for the food companies!

Me: HELLO?! MARCH 1988 NUTRITION ACTION NEWSLETTER ARTICLE TITLED "THE TRUTH ABOUT TRANS: HYDROGENATED OILS AREN'T GUILTY AS CHARGED"?!

Food Nazi: Don't make us sic our SS stormtroopers, I mean the police, on you and tase you!
by Darth Chaos January 13, 2009
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food coma

When you're so full that no matter where you are or what you're doing you just want to sleep.
"She just ate a whole burrito bowl from Chipotle, she's gonna food coma"
by razzledazzlerose February 23, 2010
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