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Heaven on Earth

Guy 1: I just found heaven on earth
Guy 2: what’s her name
by SPACE JOE September 22, 2022
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Earth

A plate-like object in space. Do not try to travel around it or you will fall off the face of the Earth.
Timothy: Earth is flat
Cathy: Just like ur ass
by SmartestBitchAlive September 26, 2022
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Earth Girl

A girl that is caring for any living creature including all animals of any size, and any plant. These types of girls love the earth and try to care for the earth as much as possible.

These girls can have many names but one of the main names is earth girl. A girl who loves the earth in every way possible.

These girls are usually creative and friendly.
That girl is so protective over the earth, she must be an earth girl.
by Earth Dryad October 11, 2022
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the most famous lion on planet earth

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It was a normal day of playing DFA in the hit-game Bloons TD Battles 2. I clicked the play button, but to my horror, the enemy I queued up with.. was ninjayas. I quickly selected Cyber Quincy, Glue, Farm and Village and prayed to whatever higher being there was that I could even stand a chance in this match.

At first, everything seemed normal, apart from the fact that there were hundreds of selling particles on my opponent's side. That was when I realized that while I was trying to comprehend what was going on, ninjayas had been selling and rebuying IMF loans so quickly that the ability cooldown and debt couldn't load in fast enough. I had just barely managed to place a 002 farm down on round 2, during which ninjayas was building his 10th True Sun God.

It was then that round 3 hit. I was already mortified from the thought that I would drop to bottom 25% from this match, but it only got worse. Ninjayas, using only Legends of the Night, spelled out my entire IP address in a split second, and then my internet went out. My power went out shortly afterwards, at which point I heard my door breaking open.

I quickly ran to the basement, where I am currently residing. The sounds of selling and rebuying are still ringing through my head, and I could SWEAR that I heard precisely 129 blade maelstroms from the floor above me. I don't know what to do, please help.
ninjayas — Today at 10:13 PM
Yeah I’m actually the most famous lion on planet earth (edited)

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by O1RD October 19, 2022
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Earthing

My mother-in-law went to go earthing and she put her pussy on some rocks.
by ArizonaDaddy January 15, 2022
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Bruno Earth

Mars' favorite singer. His songs include "The Tired Song", "I Think I Wanna Invade You", "UFOs in the Window" and his hits with anDEIMOS.paak. He has great songs that even the US President likes him. He is the Martian counterpart of Earth's favorite singer Bruno Mars.
Alien 1: Wanna hear real music?
Alien 2: Sure!
Alien 1: plays Bruno Earth
by LMgamer36 January 17, 2022
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earth

A planet near Venus.where we live.
SAVE EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ftrfeyvuvbru January 17, 2022
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