Kenny Rogers fitted sheets

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.

I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.

by QuacksO March 5, 2025

The Flying Fitzgeralds

Lary Fitzgerald and Bruce Fitzgerald are the brothers often called The Flying Fitzgeralds. They are true heroes of history. Both of these heroic brothers served in the US Airforce. They saved the nation countless times. I can't even begin to tell you all of their heroic deeds but I will mention one of the many. One time after 911, another terrorist wanted to attack the United States of America. So this terrorist was about to fly his plane into a very large building and kill millions of people. But The Flying Fitzgeralds uncovered his evil plan and stopped it. In an epic dogfight in the skies, The Flying Fitzgeralds managed to bring the terrorist's plane down before anyone was hurt. They saved millions of lives that day. This is just one of the dozens of heroic deeds they've accomplished. But there's too many to list here. But the key takeaway is that The Flying Fitzgeralds: Lary Fitzgerald and Bruce Fitzgerald were national hero pilots of the United States. I hope more people hear the tale of these heroes. These heroes don't get the recognition they deserve. If you're reading this, spread the word about The Flying Fitzgeralds.

Man "IT'S THE FLYING FITZGERALDS! OMG!"
Man 2 "THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR DEFENDING THIS COUNTRY!"
Lary "No need for thanks. We were just doing our job."
Bruce "Yeah, it's an honor to serve this country."
Man 1 and Man 2 "THANK YOU GUYS!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary April 1, 2025