Flat earth theory

Pull down map of the world.

Ask random people how many neighboring countries Canada has.

Number will depend on flat earth theory. Check answers on globe.

Flat earth theory.

by Modern Women December 30, 2025

your last day on earth

Your last day on earth; I better not wake up with poop on my chest.

If I pass out and wake up with a "Boston Pancake" that will be your last day on earth.

by kplc June 20, 2009

the history of middle-earth

The History of Middle-earth (commonly referred to as HoME) is, like the better known Silmarillion, a compilation of the work of J.R.R. Tolkien put together and published by his son Christopher after his death. If your thought the Lord of the Rings was a brick you ain't seen nothing yet – HoME is comprised of twelve volumes of coffee table adorning glory (not including the index which gets its own book).

HoME is comprised of older versions of stories found elsewhere and material that didn't make it into the Lord of the Rings or the Silmarillion.

Met by cries “but this contradicts the canon!” HoME is frequently perused by hardcore Tolkien fans trying to figure out just how biased the imaginary in-universe authors of the texts really are and who the hell Tom Bombadil is anyway.

In addition to being an interesting read The History of Middle-earth can also be used to press laundry and kill cockroaches.

by Osprey Eamon February 7, 2015

down to Earth person

a person with no illusions or pretensions; practical and realistic, operative

The irony is that they were trying to show Monica as a decent down to Earth person with problems that decent down to Earth people tend to have.

by brazplayer February 11, 2017

Who on earth cares?

When someone really doesn't care what you're talking about, so they decide to not listen AT ALL WHATSOEVER, THEN THEY SAY, "Who on earth cares?" and then just stomp away.

"Hey, do you know what a magnetic field is?"
"Who on earth cares?!?!" *Stomps away*

by Spark the girl May 25, 2018

Middle Finger to the Earth

Basically something that someone says when they lambast the works of J. R. R. Tolkien (mainly for ignorant reasons like thinking his stories are racist which is really not true).

SJW: Tolkien's stories are unbelievably racist! Middle-earth? How about a middle finger to the earth!

Tolkien fan: You do realize that his stories aren't really racist right? Saruman is white and he's one of the villains in Lord of the Rings. Is that enough for you?

by CelticEagle February 12, 2019

Lemonkey’s Raid The Earth Day

Every single Lemonkey that exists raid the earth on November 3rd.

The Lemonkey’s Raid The Earth Day is here. You know what that means ;)

by Lemonke President October 27, 2019