Sex and drugs

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by WILODR April 26, 2023

Pound my ass like a marching band drum

Verb
1. An expression one used to describe the feeling of always being fucked by every one and/or in every way other than intercourse.

I had to work 14 hours today then sit in 4 hours of traffic and got a fucking flat tire 3 hours from my house! Pound my ass like a marching band drum!

by Veddy Sick Man December 6, 2022

Uh... drugs

Probably the greatest response to your parents when they ask what you’re doing in your room.

Tim: *recording himself cross dressing in his room*

Mother: “Timothy sweetheart what are you doing in there!”

Tim: “Uh... drugs

by Promto November 11, 2020

drumstick pleasure

when you a girl with a rock band drum stick.

dammmm dude did you hear nick gave Kim some drumstick pleasure

by Hope simpson February 19, 2009

drumsolo

when you masterbate and you jizz all over your bed and the jizz is in little splotches all over the sheets

dude, did you just drumsolo last night?

by m.well wheaton December 29, 2007

Asshole Drummer

A drummer who mostly plays a basic 4/4 repeating beat which consists of a kick on the 1 and a snare on the 2, with virtually no rolls or fills.

Do you know who Phil Rudd is? Obviously not. He is the drummer for AC/DC, and he is an asshole drummer.

by Vismund December 17, 2009

New Jersey Drum Circle

When a group of elderly nudists get together in the basement of Barns and Nobles, in order to discuss future films featuring their beloved hero, Tony Danza.

Hey Tom, if some naked guy asks you to go to a New Jersey Drum circle with them say "no".

by Roy G. Bib May 30, 2008