douchebag

Literal translation: A bag of women's pee.

Urban meaning: A person that acts like an asshole or bitch and treat another person like shit.

You are such a douchebag!

by Farrah_91 July 13, 2009

douchebag

A guy who has no brain, acts like he's part of the jersey shore when he really isn't. Tends to be a dick to everyone who isn't his but buddy. An overall asshole in all aspects

Ronnie, pauly d, the jock in your school.
Guy: "dude stop being such a douchebag"
Douchebag: "I'm not a douchebag you're all just faggots"

by Mcstudly69 October 25, 2012

douchebag

A person who is not perceptive or aware of how overly stylish they are trying to be.

I was at a club in Dallas Texas and Tyler Seguin from the Dallas Stars hockey team was standing on a table with no shirt and tight jeans. I quickly realized that this man is an epic douchebag.

by FSO900 May 13, 2016

douchebag

Negative word used to describe a person.

Girl 1: Hey, what's up with you and *Boy 1*? Last week you were, like, star-crossed lovers and now you hardly talk to each other.
Girl 2: Oh, I broke up with him. It turned out that he cheated with my twin sister. I don't want to see him anymore, that douchebag!

by Supergirl123 March 8, 2013

douchebag

Someone who likes to "speak their mind," who thinks that you want to listen to the sound of their voice.

Quit showing off and just pay attention, you fucking douchebag.

by Nogoogleyeyes August 4, 2016

DoucheBag

A individual who's asking questions with their nose and wants to know what your doing 24/7.

A bird whistler at Jeff and told him your a douchebag.

by Forgetabout_it1408 August 31, 2025

Schrodinger's douchebag

One who just doesn't get sarcasm, is unable to tell whether a statement is a joke or not.

Calcium: Are you a schrodinger's douchebag? (he's one himself)
Drift: Nah, I just don't get sarcasm that well. (isn't actually one himself)

by Driftshock April 10, 2024