When an Asian for some reason has a long penis. Also could mean when an Asian dickslaps a baseball about 4000 ft.
by Bigboy12340987 March 08, 2016
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock
...And you won't
a-come
a-back.
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock
...And you won't
a-come
a-back.
by DILDOFACE3000 May 12, 2016
Everyone has a fetish, everyone. Tim prefers leather, Jack prefers dress up, and Al prefers dong fongling.
by White lancer August 24, 2012
by Predictablytall December 26, 2014
by therealcrazylegs February 08, 2014
A form of birth control made of latex which has a vast assortment of varieties, sizes, and colors. Made to cover a man's penis during sexual intercourse
Trisha and I were getting hot and heavy last night but as luck would have it neither of us had the dong jackets
by The Fluffiest Bunny October 14, 2008
its a mexican who cant speak spanish. essentially they are white on the inside and brown on the outside.
by Ughz October 28, 2006