by iloveperez April 18, 2010
The sequence in movies where a person getting shot at procedes to take cover behind a thinner object than him/herself ie a lamp post, thin pillar etc, and parts of the person are sticking out either side, yet they still manage to avoid getting shot. (as seen in the first Saw movie and several bugs bunny cartoons.)
JP> Dude, how did you not get shot at paintball this morning?
Chris> I was deploying the Danny Glover Defence
JP>Nice!
Chris> I was deploying the Danny Glover Defence
JP>Nice!
by ultrachris2000 October 05, 2010
A person who is naturally dumb/stupid or clumsy can be said to have Danny Jones Syndrome. The kind who accidently walks into things or drops important objects. Sounds naturally dopey when they talk. Name taken from the guitarist of British pop band McFly, who could be said to have the original Danny Jones Syndrome.
by McMinorrrRocks April 13, 2009
The hairstyle which Hollywood actor and comedian, Danny Devito, rocks. This hairstyle is essentially bald on top with luscious locks gracing the sides of the head.
by Shmoseph Shmith August 06, 2010
From what I understand, former television star Danny Thomas used to enjoy the company of prostitutes. Who doesn't? But Danny Thomas had would hire his hookers to sit on a glass table and take a dump while he was underneath the table watching...
He liked his eggs Danny Thomas style...
by kelstermcgil October 19, 2007
a ugly looking creature who fingers himself for pleasure. he is an i.t guy who lick jessie edge's crabs of her vagina.
by ur friend 3 computers down fro March 02, 2018
a young man with a jewfro even though he's not jewish. funny huh. hes a man with talent, and other shit i cant think of right now.... HES FUNNY AND AGODDAMNDORABLE!!! w3rd
by Grizzy1 July 20, 2006