Dan Askew

Outstanding Fella

How would you describe Dan Askew ?

He is an outstanding fella

by anonymous April 8, 2022

Dirty Dan

When your banging someone with a really bad yeast infection and end up with a dick disease

Yo did you hear jimmy still fucked that chick with a yeast infection?
Yeah, he’s a real dirty dan.

by Hippityhophead December 5, 2020

dan's girlfriend

A girl so large that she is the universe.
AKA DGF

"Hey dude, would you date the hottest gay guy ever, or Dan's girlfriend?"
"Well, Dan's Girlfriend is the universe, so I'd be dating both regardless."

by Tigh November 1, 2017

Dan Daly

not weekly, monthly, or annually, he’s dan daly

oh look it’s that cool guy dan daly

by notmgsastudent October 6, 2021

Handy Dan

A purple peanut shaped beaver with two faces that is a literal god.

All hail Handy Dan

by Jack the Weirdo Thing September 17, 2023

Thunder Dan

The greatest elliptigo riding Track Coach and Geometry Teacher in the history of Marquette High School.

No one could keep up with Thunder Dan as he tore up the Milwaukee streets on his elliptigo.

by thunderdanfanclub May 2, 2019

Dan and Whits

If we don't have it you don't need it. Greatest general store in the United States, located in Norwich, Vermont since 1891.

Out of town person: This town is so small. Where do you guys buy groceries?
Town person: Dan and Whits
Out of town: Gardening Supplies?
Town: Dan and Whits
Out of town: Clothing?
Town: Dan and Whits
Town: If they don't have it you don't need it.

by nrwch05055 December 28, 2016