Uppity Cracker

Adjective used to describe only the whitest of the White community. Signs of uppity crackered-ness usually include the inability to dance and the insisted removal of B.E.T from their local cable provider. Often find themselves in trouble when referring to members of the Black community as "boy" or "silly negroe".

Person 1:Wow, did you just see that? Ryan sure is one Uppity Cracker
Person 2:Yea, I did. Was that even considered dancing or did he just seize?
Person 1:Oh shit, I almost forgot, your test came in today, you have HIV. Sorry man.
Person 2:Ouch

by Uppity_Cracker August 3, 2007

Burnt Cracker

An insult often used towards black males who have a white moment.

Daryl R: Man I was watching Home improvement the other day-

Rico: haha Burnt Cracker

by Mr. Swave December 15, 2007

cracker

you have to look this word up? holy shit

its a white boy

john smith = cracker

how white is john smith?

by afromaniac October 5, 2006

cracker

Another word for 'fart'. To do a cracker is to 'break wind', 'let off' or 'fart'.

Who did the cracker? It stinks!

by Diingram June 26, 2008

Butt cracker

A piece of shit that gets flattened in between the cheeks of your ass (after an early morning dump), and throughout the course of a day, it dries and becomes brittle, just like a cracker

Man I need to go home and get rid of this huge butt cracker, it's starting to itch.

by MightyT June 19, 2010

Salt the cracker

A game played by young males, who stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a cracker. Usually, the last one to cum eats the cracker.

The football team all played a game of salt the cracker. The Seniors all welcomed the new freshman to the team with a freshly salted cracker. It was Delicous!

by tyrock January 4, 2008

cracker barrel

Any type of social event that is dominated by Caucasians and thus needs serious racial diversity.

This year's Oscars was a cracker barrel.

by JAG 345 June 24, 2016