What's CRAP

A more appropriate name for "what's app", since it is a really crappy annoying phone app.

Oooh... I just received another spam email from what's CRAP!!! :(

by Eddy50 October 20, 2015

crap on toast

It,s related to the what u can,t believe oh what u gotta shock about it

Crap on toast
Did we miss the meeting?!

by Dr Defender August 10, 2017

crap yourself

When you're afraid of something out of sudden
Take this example:
One of my friend and I were walking along the street when a cat jumped out of garbage and we did crap ourself.

I shot a cat that did crap itself.
I'll show you a movie that I'm pretty sure you're gonna crap yourself, honey.

by Unique H2 May 17, 2018

crap snapper

a person/thing that enjoys snatching and breaking poo in half.

"damn that guy is a crap snapper"

by chester November 29, 2003

Crap-etry

A combination of the words crap and gadgetry. Crap-etry. Used to describe a series of various useless devices and/or other assorted things.

That store was filled with assorted crap-etry.

I was exhausted after spending hours packing boxes of kitchen crap-etry.

We need to have a garage sale in order to get rid of all our crap-etry.

I need to thin out my collection of useless crap-etry.

by brain damage 420 July 5, 2011

crap-zapped

Body is totally overloaded and at it's breaking point.

I can't believe how fuckin crap-zapped I am. Why the fuck me!

by Chaos December 26, 2003

Crap Dingle

Dingles of crap. Left behind despite 4-5 wipes with toilet paper. Usual problem with hairy arses.

I was humping her in the missionary position but I couldn't cum, I kept losing my erection. So I asked her to turn over so I could do it doggie style, and hold the base of my shaft. She put her head down on her crossed arms, and her ass up, but then I could smell her crap dingles too well !

by Jake February 1, 2004