Too Dank To Crank

An expression used when weed has too many dank thc crystals to maintain a burnm

This is some fire weed, but it's too dank to crank.

by TotallyNotBryan August 13, 2017

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Crank

Tiny penis

Alec has a crank

by Georgecrn June 14, 2018

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Crank stick

A more fun and better way to say you’re masturbating as a male

“What are you going to do when you get home JP?” “I’m probably going to crank stick at least four times, gotta blow off some steam”

by Thedon123447 July 17, 2024

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Crank that Soulja Boy

Masturbate.

John: Help me!

Kelly: Nah, dude, I'm just busy trying to get this thing off me, but it keeps forcing me to Crank That Soulja Boy, and therefore I am unable to. I'm sorry!

by Mileyjonesthepizzafan July 10, 2022

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The act of masturbating inside a car that is misfiring or running rough after disconnecting a spark plug wire or coil pack. The person is typically turned on by the vibrating nature of the vehicle then proceeds to rub one out till he runs out of gas or blows his load on the windshield.

I loaned my car to my brother in-law Doug and he brought it back with it running rough with the check engine light on. I asked him what happen? He said oh I forgot to tell you I had a little too much to drink last night and had some fun cranking in your car!

by Gabe Oytoucher September 28, 2023

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