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Laughing in a really stupid way, Example:MUAHAHAHHAHAHA
bro stop craking 💀
Craking by CycloreX February 3, 2025

Cranking Hog 

Masturbation, specifically for men.
Yo are you Cranking Hog or Filcking Bean?
Cranking Hog by jodawg6 April 11, 2025

cranking the horse

To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.
He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.

Cranking it 

When markiplier jorks it
"I am not cranking it" - markiplier, "Five Nights at Freddy's: The Secret of the Mimic - Part 2" ts15:22

Crackling 

1. Noun Crackhead's protégé 2. Crackhead's underling 3. Young crackhead in training.
E.T. isn't a crackling, he's a professional tweaker.

That ho on the corner went and got her self a new crackling.
Crackling by CptKhronick July 20, 2025

Cranking 

Wanking viciously and crying so hard that your nob cheese melts
Hey have you heard from John lately, nah mate he's been on life support after a serial cranking episode
Cranking by Uncle tugnut July 23, 2025