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Australian Cone Pipe

The Australian Cone Pipe is when a trucker and his wife stop in a public restroom with a traffic cone. The wife sits upside down with her head in the toilet with the cone on her face, wide side down. The trucker strips naked and then releases his laxative-influenced liquid fury into the small hole of the cone. This leaves a lot of poo poo all over the stall. They then leave the restroom without cleaning.
Man 1: "My wife and I just did an Australian Cone Pipe and now she wants a divorce. I'm getting sued by the restaurant people"
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."
by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024
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sweet tea snow cone

When a diabetic urinates on you in below freezing weather
My uncle Roy gave me a sweet tea snow cone last Christmas while playing in the snow.
by exo1083 May 1, 2024
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Cone

When someone participating in a activity and does not contribute anything, is considered useless, or just stays motionless, like a traffic cone
That guy got the ball passed to him and stood there like a fuckin cone”
by BBC Lord Supreme February 12, 2024
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Rollin' Cones

The place you head to if you need comfort food, or right after a good night out, to eat the best, and most satisfying shawarma sandwich you will ever have.
We headed to Rollin' Cones after last night's party, I had 6 shawarma sandwiches!! and zero guilt.

This is really how every good night should end.
by samuraigrl March 20, 2024
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cone

Whenever someone does something they're not suppose to, like when a dog licks at a wound - you put a cone onto stop them
Don't make me cone you.
by jessme March 26, 2024
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cone muncher

A sick cunt that destroys monster cones.
Old mate has just ripped the fattest cone in existence and it did nothing. What a cone muncher
by Cone muncher March 31, 2024
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No Cone

When a person doesn't realise the cone hasn't been packed and about to rip it.
Haha bro check out that dude, he's about to have a no cone.
by DDead February 22, 2022
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