A Clouded Pilot

When you are skydiving in the air and you take a shit in mid air with your pants pulled down and it hits a fighter jets window and that jet crashes.

"Yeah i did A Clouded Pilot the other day!"

by the one who scrabbl September 16, 2024

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by cloud clock December 12, 2020

Fly Cloud

A term for a gnat-swarm
Most common for gnat mating

"I keep running into fly clouds near the pool!"

by June 21, 2024

Mushroom Cloud

When the head of his tiny dick is much larger than the base 🤧

I went to go suck it and he had a mushroom cloud, I couldn’t stop laughing

by SKINNYb August 13, 2019

Clouded

Another word to describe somone who is tired, trippy, or is acting extremely silly.

"You are seriously clouded today".
"You look seriously clouded today. Are you
okay?".

by YCATS (jblockcomputers) July 03, 2021

Candy Cloud

When a girl puts on a whip-cream bikini and you have to lick off every inch. If you lick it all off and make a happy plate, you get extra desert. Common among prostitutes in southern Mississippi.

Tom payed $250 for a Candy Cloud special from Alycee who works the back bay. He got extra desert and diabetes that night.

by TomsExtremePP December 17, 2013

jinx cloud

Someone with perennial bad luck. If something can go from bad to worse and it just does, and you leave bad karma in your wake, you are a jinx cloud.

Matty has fibromyalgia and his laptop holder fell on him, all bruised up, that dude is a total jinx cloud. He also has bad parking karma, no app can help him.

by Chewmonster April 25, 2012