You put nothing but your boyfriend above everyone and you do exactly what he says for the whole day😈
Bf: Its National Boyfriend Appreciation Day baby
Gf:Really??
Bf: Yea!! You have to do anything and everything I tell you to do
Bf: Now come suck this dick
Gf: yes daddy👅
Gf:Really??
Bf: Yea!! You have to do anything and everything I tell you to do
Bf: Now come suck this dick
Gf: yes daddy👅
by TheBigBoyAroundTheCorner October 24, 2019
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Get the Faggot bitch boyfriend mug.Originally a joke shop in Terry Pratchett's Discworld, run by a witch.
1- An item from joke shop
2- The things that people expect to see, the thing that makes a witch seem real. An illusion.
1- An item from joke shop
2- The things that people expect to see, the thing that makes a witch seem real. An illusion.
"I bought a Boffo Cauldron today."
"People expect a witch to have bad skin and warts, but she has a lovely complexion, so she has to order warts from Boffo."
"Boffo intimidates people and makes people respect you. Otherwise, they won't take you seriously."
"People expect a witch to have bad skin and warts, but she has a lovely complexion, so she has to order warts from Boffo."
"Boffo intimidates people and makes people respect you. Otherwise, they won't take you seriously."
by AnkhianMorePork October 31, 2011
Get the Boffo mug.This is an insult used by fuckwits to demean intelligent people who are actually going to get somewhere in life instead of being a bum. such fucking idiots include townies, skanks and northerners.
Fuckwit: ''You're going to college? You boffin.''
Person who actually has integrity: '' Oh yeh i know, i'll just join you on the streets. FUCK OFF!''.
Person who actually has integrity: '' Oh yeh i know, i'll just join you on the streets. FUCK OFF!''.
by BadLieutenant June 1, 2004
Get the boffin mug.Male whose lifestyle is totally non-compliant with female lifestyle requirements. Doesn't necessarily mean that the male has insufficient attractiveness, but is unable to comply with partnership disiplines.
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A fashionable pair of loose baggy jeans worn by chicks. The boyfriend jeans are bagging from below the hips until the ankle, where they return to a tight gap to fit your feet through and give it a puffy 'teenage dirtbag' look. Boyfriend jeans are becoming increasingly popular thanks to fashion idles Rihanna and Rita Ora.
A fashionable pair of loose baggy jeans worn by chicks. The boyfriend jeans are bagging from below the hips until the ankle, where they return to a tight gap to fit your feet through and give it a puffy 'teenage dirtbag' look. Boyfriend jeans are becoming increasingly popular thanks to fashion idles Rihanna and Rita Ora.
'The only boyfriend I need is the one I'm wearing'
'She's so hot in her boyfriend jeans'
'#boyfriendjeans'
'She's so hot in her boyfriend jeans'
'#boyfriendjeans'
by longblacksocks June 23, 2014
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